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from The Onion: Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts (3 posts)

  1. mark
    Member

    worth clicking through to see the holiday card from the Cheney family

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/cheney_waits_...

    Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts

    Posted 16 years ago #
  2. truthmod
    Administrator

    "Sometimes, in all the hustle and bustle of the season, it's easy to forget the true meaning of Sept. 11," Cheney said. "Sept. 11 is not about fancy 9/11 parades, or big 9/11 office parties. In fact, it's not even just about two buildings crumbling to the ground and leaving thousands of innocent people dead."

    "No," Cheney continued. "No, 9/11 is about the warm feeling you get when you help an elderly woman cross the street and then whisper to her that the terrorists can strike at any moment. 9/11 is about the satisfaction of telling people to do things and then them doing it—not because they want to, but because they are afraid to do otherwise. 9/11 is about removing Saddam Hussein from power. But most of all, 9/11 is about love."


    "I have a feeling this is going to be the best Sept. 11 ever," Cheney said with a grin. "I just dread the day I have to tell my kids that 9/11 isn't real."

    Posted 16 years ago #
  3. Victronix
    Member

    9/11 is about the satisfaction of telling people to do things and then them doing it—not because they want to, but because they are afraid to do otherwise.

    Just like the elections.

    Posted 16 years ago #

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